The AI Assistant
Ever

Experience taking turns sharing a single, really shitty brain cell.

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It's called Gonk for a reason!

It's Slow as Shit! This thing runs at 2 tokens or 1 word per Second!
Why the Fuck would you use this?

Scaling? Fuck scaling lmao!

I said we are *Sharing* a single brain cell, everyone take turns on the single fucking instance. Maybe you will get the chance to have 1 coherent thought, who the fuck knows.

Slow as Fuck on any device
Impossible to customize
Zero support

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What? What did I just tell you? Can't you read?
Why would you even consider throwing money at this?

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Honestly, do NOT use this thing. It is only good for wasting time.

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Why are you still looking at this? Why? I am not taking your money.

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If you pay for this you have to be fucked in the head. Like, seriously.